Pilobolus

what if —gun?

what if fungi?

the cap—

the stem—

the gills

shoot spores

faster than

speeding bullets.

zombification!

fungi, what if?

gun, what if?

fermenting

toxic

mushroom wind,

the hat thrower

-pilobolus

throws missiles

like polybolos.

wonder,

what if gun

were fungi

in dung?

 fungi anagram if —gun