No Interest

pumping and dumping,

on track

passing the smart train,

idiot Tesla on autopilot

in the HOV lane.

in the chute weaving and bobbing,

a Santa Rosa jacked-up white ram

fully loaded 

versus a blackened lowrider mustang.

headed for the weekend 

everything in-tow,

pump and dump formula one

call on 101 superspeedway. 

It is a wild ride to Healdsburg. Kias banking

as if they were Ferraris

road racing dirty air. 

pure Rivian 

struggling for poll position at happy hour,

merge squeeze through the Petaluma pinch.

yield, adjusting the wedge then drafting

wishing for an open wave and one good surfer.

heading for pit road checking the chassis

but the downforce turns me off…and I'm experienced.

give them all an air dam to merge into the noise.

horse circles, and camping really? toads!

no interest, no passion for Nascar; give me the open road…